So you cook, and then you watch food shows. Watching food shows first leads to impatient cooks. Here's what happens when you start watching Food Network at 9ish during the Holiday special week.
C: "See, she's a muppet."
D: "Yeah, but she's a f#$@-able muppet."
4 comments:
Oh come on, she does look like a muppet. Big flipping head and boobs, smidget arms, and a spatula! Sounds like the creation of Jim Henson if you ask me.
For the record, we are speaking of Giada from "Everyday Italian." Lady can cook, but she looks like a freakin' muppet! See for yourself.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/giada_delaurentiis/0,1974,FOOD_10968,00.html
giada IS a muppet...much like New York. they were spawned by muppeteers feeling too intimate with their special muppet friends.
see, e.g.
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Janice
For those that don't know who New York is...she is that wack job over there on MTV or VH1 that originally tried to "git wit" Flava Flave. Then when that didn't work she had and has her own reality show. She looks just like Janice! What a world.
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