Friend 1: Today is Tuesday.
Friend 3: Don't eat it.
the publication of an individual's overheard, off color, obnoxious, over the top, gut wrenching, hilarious, often drunken remarks. Said comments are most often heard coming from either side of 3 feet of beautifully polished and beer stained wood.
Posted by I'm The Chez at 12:52 PM
The Setup: J is a regular night cook at our regular spot. He's learning to tend bar now and was working the day shift today. Ms. K530 and kitchengeeking rolled in for lunch (not as rare as J being there during the daytime).
J was discussing the relative calm of the bar and that he would have a great deal of trouble being behind the bar at night with drunkards accosting him with their slurred, high-volume orders all the time.
Ms. K530 understood completely!
K: I bet you've never heard me this quiet?
J: Yeah, I guess I kinda like you. You're actually quite charming. Want to go out sometime?
Posted by redneck muppet at 2:21 PM
The Setup: Kitchen Geeking was cooking for The Cheeze and Ms. K530. After multiple carnitas tacos and two bottles of Pinot Grigio, the geek opened a bottle of Garnacha (Grenache for you Frenchies). After tasting a piece of the pork with the new wine, Geek made the ladies do the same. They didn't really put up a fight. Geek then grabbed another piece of pork.
Geek: Damn. Every piece of pork in here is glistening with melted fat!
Cheez: I wish I were sweating so my fat would be glistening.
The Set Up:
This proves why it is never a good idea to drink a half of a bottle of American Honey by yourself.
C: Back off or I'll shove this super plus up your nostril.
K: Whatevs. I'll put pin clothes on your nipples.
C: Clothes Pins, K. (Looks at D.) It's okay. I can translate Honey to English.
C: "You know, there's nothing like 2 feet of wood to make you feel powerful."
Here's a mental picture. C standing right behind the bar with hands on hips in the power stance....classic!
Posted by Krista K at 10:48 AM