"She Sure Is A Mean Pinball!"

The Set Up

A sister to one of us is by no means a huge drinker. However, when lil sis decides it is time to tie one on, she does exactly that. She recently celebrated a birthday at one her favorite watering holes. She met her goal and got bombed! Did I mention she did this before the hour of 10PM?!

The BOBBED Quote

Lil Sis: I thiiiink I need, want, no need to puke.

[Heads straight to bathroom.]

[Concerned friend follows behind her.]

[Lil sis bounces off every single wall in the hallway to the bathroom.]

Lil Sis: [Laughing hysterically while obtaining a rocker's stance sings:] I SURE AM A MEAN PINBALL!!!! Did you hear me? I SURE AM A MEAN PINBALL!

C: [laughing hysterically asks:] Want me to hold your hair?

Lil Sis: Nope! I need you to hold my beer. I'm gonna need that to gargle with when this is over!