The Set Up
"The World's Drunkest Man" can take on many forms. Sometimes he is a 21 year old novice drinker. Sometimes a tenured veteran. Often, however, he is simply a D-R-U-N-K as a career choice. One night, many years ago, "The World's Drunkest Man" took the form of a rustic, rode hard and hung up wet, southern homosexual. Need I say more?
The Bobbed Quote
World's Most Annoying Bartender: Sir, you are reallly drunk. I'm going to have to cut you off.
World's Drunkest Man: Whhhhhaaat?
World's Most Annoying Bartender: Sir, I'm cutting you off. I can't understand you.
World's Drunkest Man: (with a flip of the wrist) Oh Honey, that's because I'm from the South.
"The World's Drunkest Man" can take on many forms. Sometimes he is a 21 year old novice drinker. Sometimes a tenured veteran. Often, however, he is simply a D-R-U-N-K as a career choice. One night, many years ago, "The World's Drunkest Man" took the form of a rustic, rode hard and hung up wet, southern homosexual. Need I say more?
The Bobbed Quote
World's Most Annoying Bartender: Sir, you are reallly drunk. I'm going to have to cut you off.
World's Drunkest Man: Whhhhhaaat?
World's Most Annoying Bartender: Sir, I'm cutting you off. I can't understand you.
World's Drunkest Man: (with a flip of the wrist) Oh Honey, that's because I'm from the South.
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