If I Were At Home My Hand Would Be In My Pants

The Setup: Kitchen Geeking was cooking for The Cheeze and Ms. K530. After multiple carnitas tacos and two bottles of Pinot Grigio, the geek opened a bottle of Garnacha (Grenache for you Frenchies). After tasting a piece of the pork with the new wine, Geek made the ladies do the same. They didn't really put up a fight. Geek then grabbed another piece of pork.

Geek: Damn. Every piece of pork in here is glistening with melted fat!

Cheez: I wish I were sweating so my fat would be glistening.