Apparently Farting IS Illegal.

This whole story is why we have the Bob Book. Click here to read about the man in West Virginia who was arrested for farting!!!!

New Favorite Status Message

The Set Up:

Everyone knows what a status message is. During the work week, a number of us have Twitter.com or Gmail.com up and running. Both applications feature the beautiful thing called the status message. The following status message made me laugh so hard I drooled.

The Bobbin':

BK: had an email from Women's Health inquiring, "Do You Know Enough About Your Vagina?" Thinks she does."

Hippies

The Set Up:

A crew from Charleston went to watch CO spank WVU last week. It was a sad, sad ending. Nonetheless, the following text message conversation took place between CO and WV.

The BOBBIN':

DB: Hippies. Hippies everywhere. Everywhere I look I see hippies!!!!!

C: You are in Colorado; what the fuck did you expect?!

KevBar

The Set Up:

KevBar is one of our watering hole's bartenders. He has a litany of nicknames that he has been given. Some good, some not so good. Nonetheless, they are his.

The BOBBING:

DB: Hey Cuz, let me have another beer.

BGW: Yeah, KevBar, hook me up too.

KB: Cuz, KevBar, Kevin, Bar God, everyone calls me something different.

C: I call you, "Hey bitch, poor me another shot." I wasn't joking. Poor me another shot!

KB: Yes, ma'am. By the way, that was a good one.

Toilet Water

The Set Up:

Unfortunately a dear friend of The Bob Book is in the hospital for kidney stones. She is also a diabetic which can complicate anything that has to do with the kidney region. She is in a shit ton of pain and will be undergoing surgery sometime today to help pass the stones. Last night she had visitors at the hospital. Her doctor was there as well.

The Bobbing:

Doc: "I was paged in the O.R. earlier today. The nurse said I had a patient that screamed, 'If you don't give me something to drink, a piece of ice, something, I'm gonna drink the god damn toilet water!' Gee, P, I didn't realize it was you."

P: "God damn, I'm so embarrassed."

6 Degrees of Separation

The Set Up:

A good friend of mine from growing up sent me an instant message yesterday. He has recently signed up for a facebook account, and was hit up by several people at once to be his "friend." When looking at their profiles, most everyone, even people not from Charleston, were already friends with me. What can you say, I'm kind of a big deal. Anway, the following was BOBBED.

The BOBBED Quote:

"You are the Kevin Bacon of facebook!"